"No more internet by 2015" was the statement issued today by one of the heads of the Internet Research Facility based in the heart of silicon valley, the I.R.F. Spokesman, Hubert Greflandanivich, When met with mocking laughter and deriding sneers from the assembled press explained himself
"The internet mine was discovered back in 1974 and was instantly harvested and spread around the world as a method of distributing porn and for the Americans to lord superiority over the United States of Europe, Unfortunatly the internet has been explanding since it's initial distribution and is being consumed at such an alrming rate, We sent a survey team down into the mine and they have reported that at the current rate there will be a complete lack of internet by 2015" Shouting to be heard over the histerical gathered crowd all fapping over their Blackberrys he continued
"With careful management and a stupidly large government grant we may be able to sustain a controlled expansion until 2020, by which time we hope an alternative will be found"
Upon hearing the news the U.N. immediatly rechannelled all aid funds into the I.R.F new project
Jeff Goldblum refused to comment at this time.
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