Relativity: Hoax?

It has long been stated that, E=MC2 is a physics constant. But if time is relative tio the viewer, how can it be a constant to the viewee?

Recently hired Physics Professor Harold Hamish, Ph.D, was tasked with finding the truth.

"I'm baffled!" he reports to us, exclusivly. "How could a genius of his caliber forget to carry the fifty eight?!"

In his professional opinion, despite being terrible at mathematics, Albert Einstein could not have simply miscalculated.

"It's got to be a joke." Harold Hamish, Ph.D states. "A cruel, unusual joke... No wonder the crackpot invented the atomic bomb..."

Once Harold Hamish, Ph.D was corrected on the fact that Einstein was a genius in mathematics by age 14, as well as physics by age 20, he scoffed and punched a waiter.

"Look at that stupid picture!" he complained. "He looks like an idiot! I could science circles around him!"

At this point, he was escorted out of the room by police.

So the question perhaps will never be answered. Was Relativity a hoax?

Videogame Horror!

Hackers, gamers and researchers alike are desperately trying to find a way to stop videogames from stopping.

It was found that every single videogame that was coded, since 1991, has a built-in error that will render it completely useless unless at a certain date. It is know that unless a fix is created, this problem will be recreated in every videogame coded until at least 2022

Though the date is unknown, it has been strongly suggested that everyone stops the use of any and all videogame material. One expert even went as far as to say "AARRRRGGGHHHH!" in sheer shock.

Things that may go wrong with videogame software includes: Deletion of saved games, wiping of hard drives, spontaneous combustion of nearby electrical outlets and rude emails being sent to everyone on your contacts list.

Once again, from all of the people on this News Blog, do NOT PLAY VIDEOGAMES.