Videogame Horror!

Hackers, gamers and researchers alike are desperately trying to find a way to stop videogames from stopping.

It was found that every single videogame that was coded, since 1991, has a built-in error that will render it completely useless unless at a certain date. It is know that unless a fix is created, this problem will be recreated in every videogame coded until at least 2022

Though the date is unknown, it has been strongly suggested that everyone stops the use of any and all videogame material. One expert even went as far as to say "AARRRRGGGHHHH!" in sheer shock.

Things that may go wrong with videogame software includes: Deletion of saved games, wiping of hard drives, spontaneous combustion of nearby electrical outlets and rude emails being sent to everyone on your contacts list.

Once again, from all of the people on this News Blog, do NOT PLAY VIDEOGAMES.

Man Flu: Most serious illness known to mankind!

It has finally come to pass whereby the almost-deadly disease known as "Man Flu" has been classed as a Category Eleventeen illness.

This will come as a shock to thousands of girlfriends and wives, who have always believed it a terrible hoax.

Symptoms of Man Flu are as follows: Running nose, headaches, sore throat - there are many, but those are the main ones to look out for.

Treatment is as follows: Complete bed rest, warm drinks, run of the tv remote and anything else that would bring some semblance of happiness to you.

Todays Observation: Woman gives birth to octuplets

It's a vagina, Not a clown car

That is all

Revealled: Why sea water is salty

It's taken scientists weeks of study, but they have finally published a report telling the real reason why salt water is salty. This reporter must warn you that you may not enjoy finding out the reason...

Scientists first became aware of this when they were following up on tagged dolphins that were migrating south for the winter, despite being on the Australian coast. They followed the trail to the coast of Heard Island, where a terrible noise was heard over the sound of the research yacht's motor.

Once the scientists were on the deck, they could see the water foaming "... as if maddened piranha were tearing apart an elephant..." Using telescopes and binoculars, they found the water to be filled with all manner of amphibious wildlife ejaculating wildly into the water. There was no mistaking this as some sort of mating ritual, as it was exclusively male animals.

This continued for three days before the animals dispersed and the cloudy water began to clear. It's unclear what set this event off, but it is very clear now just why water is salty.