Man Flu: Most serious illness known to mankind!

It has finally come to pass whereby the almost-deadly disease known as "Man Flu" has been classed as a Category Eleventeen illness.

This will come as a shock to thousands of girlfriends and wives, who have always believed it a terrible hoax.

Symptoms of Man Flu are as follows: Running nose, headaches, sore throat - there are many, but those are the main ones to look out for.

Treatment is as follows: Complete bed rest, warm drinks, run of the tv remote and anything else that would bring some semblance of happiness to you.